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{MY HAIR HAS BEEN EVERY COLOR IN YOUR BOX OF CRAYONS.}

((yes, even periwinkle blue))

Hey! My name is Z Devotchka, and I'm the proprietress of Devotchka Layouts! I'm pretty cool. I like to read, draw, write, hang out with my friends, hone my HTML skills, discover new amazing music, talk to my best friend, Boots, and my boyfriend, Jon, and play Pokemon.
My parents are divorced, and I count my mom as one of my best friends.
My mom is straight-edge and a feminist, so I grew up in an environment like that. Our family owns a bookstore, and I work there and live above there. Despite my outward appearance, I'm not "Emo" or "Scene" or anything like that. I'm classified as a genious, yet I get bad grades in school. I'm British, Scottish, French, German, Hungarian, Czec, and a whole slough of other things. I'm smarter than most people. I'm Jewish, but I'm not devout. I do, however, have a nose to prove it.
I'm in a band with my awesome friend Jade. I play percussion.
I have the best friend anyone could ask for, named Mary Elizabeth. We've been best friends since we were 5, and will continue to be. We share everything from sushi to saliva, and she is more amazing than your best friend.
I also have a wonderful boyfriend named Jon. He's super-silly and always makes me happy. He's awesome :3
I support abortion and gay marriages. I used to be the captain of my school's debate team, but I had to quit, due to bad grades. But I still argue with anyone and everyone. It is one of many talents.
I have a background in theater, vocal performances, horse showing, print journalism, lifeguarding, and girl scouting. Oh yeah.
I am a certified lifeguard. Anyone need saving?
I could go on and on about myself. so, I'd best stop here. :]
 
 

Pointless shit

  • Straight-Edge
  • Feminist
  • Misanthrope
  • HTML prodigy
  • Won state science fair twice
  • OCD
  • In a movie
  • Thrives in the cold
  • Loves green
  • OBSESSED with Gerard Butler
  • Preffers Ask Jeeves Kids to Ask.com
  • Drinks jasmine tea every day
  • Aspires to be a botanist with a degree in cosmetology who makes porn for fun.
  • Smarter than you
  • In a band
  • Speaks fluent French
  • Loves her family
  • Right-Handed
  • Has one baby tooth left
  • Loves The Slowskys
  • Has 9 piercings
  • Learns a new word every day

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Awesome Shit.

Favorite TV Show:
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
Ren and Stimpy
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Favorite Movie:
A Clockwork Orange
Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
The Royal Tenenbaums
Buffalo '66


Favorite Music:
Interpol
Le Tigre
Beirut
The Arcade Fire
Dir En Grey
Gnarls Barkley
Morrissey


Favorite Book:
Lolita
A Clockwork Orange
Maus
A Life Force
Amphigorey

Favorite Food:
Sushi
Pad Thai
Nori Maki
Blueberry Muffins


People I Most Admire:
Wes Anderson
Kathleen Hanna
Dolly Martin
Ed Wood
Paddington Bear

"Your nerve endings are the tasties part of your body, and your tooth beaver knows this."

-Stimpson J. Cat
"Ren's Toothache"

 

Herro from Japan!